*puts a plate of Ootori in front of you* :D
…WHAT IS THIS AGAIN? IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
FrIeNdShIp iS A BeAuTiFuL MoThErFuCkInG DiSeAsE MaN. fUcKiNg mIrAcLeS. :o)
HERE I WAS THINKING YOU BECAME FUCKING NORMAL AGAIN, LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG.
:33 < i like how nice you are in your own crabby way~ X33 < i like how you worry about evfurryone! :33 < i like you because you're you. and you're my furrend and you're special and i wouldn't trade you for all the claw toys in the world!
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THANKS NEPETA….I GUESS.
4 months ago
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==> shoosh pap Karkat and honk nose. HoOoNk >:o)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NOW?
Uh, OkAy mY MoSt aNgRy oF FrIeNdS. eR, nOt oKaY, lIkE I'M AlL SaLtY AnD ShIt bEcAuSe yOu'rE ToO AnGrY AlL ThE TiMe aNd i'm aLl aNgRy tHaT YoU'Re aNgRy mOtHeRfUcKeR So sToP DoInG ThAt sHiT Yo.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? ALL YOU DO IS SUGGEST CHILLING OUT AND THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME CHILL AT ALL.
NaW BrO, nOt lIkE CoLd aNd sHiT. lIkE CaLm dUdE. bReAtH In aNd oUt aNd jUsT Be cOoL. hOnK!
IM FINE. IM FUCKING AS CALM AS I WILL EVER BE. MAYBE YOU SHOULD UN CALM A BIT OR SOMETHING.
You're my number one tumblr crush with 19% OLOLOLOL
4 months ago
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YoU'Re mY BeSt bRo mAn, WhY ShOuLdN'T I Be cOnCeRnEd oVeR YoUr lAcK Of mOtHeRfUcKiNg hApPy? YoU GoTtA ChIlL MoRe mAn, LiKe jUsT BuSt iT DoWn lIkE FuCk tHoSe wAlLs aNd bE OkAy. :o)
JUST I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING THINK STRAIGHT ANYMORE. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME CHILLING MORE, IM COLD ENOUGH WITHOUT BEING TOLD TO FUCKING CHILL.
It'lL Be a mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLe, ThAt's a fOr fUcKiNg sUrE! wIlL It mAkE YoU SmIlE? bEsT FrIeNd?
WHAT’S WITH YOU AND TRYING TO MAKE ME SMILE? I CAN SMILE WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT.
JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. WHATEVER.
